Not because I hate you or have something super-secretive to hide, but because a majority of the human population can be classified under the "douche-bag" category and I don't want them reading what I have to say.

Be forewarned: I am a sarcastic, sleepy individual. I swear more than the common truck driver and I like causing a little ruckus sometimes. I ask stupid questions, repeat myself a lot and lately have been showing signs of being an old Southern woman ... complete with the big hats.

Are you in?